Application for Membership of FUC

Name:

Title: Rev / Rev Dr / Right Rev / Right Rev Dr / Other

Address:

Last Confession:

Average Mass Attendance (per day):

RPM*:

I the above hereby swear that I have never ever ever received the sacrament from a woman, not that it would be the sacrament if I had, which I haven't, furthermore I have never received the sacrament from someone who has received the sacrament from a woman. I therefore affirm that I receive the sacrament from men, manly men, even if they are laced up to the eyeballs, I have definite proof that they are men, and men are the only people I have received the sacrament from.

Signed:

(*Rosaries per minute)