Frankly Unfriendly Catholics was formed to promote the one true apostolic anglo-catholic faith unpolluted by modern apostate liberals; tone-deaf simpering evangelical blasphemers; or women.

Here are some of the key things we oppose:

• Women (barring, of course, Our Ever-Virgin Blessed Mother, co-Redemptrix and Queen of Heaven)
• Cassock-Albs
• Nave Altars
• Westward facing celebration
• Inclusive Language
• Liturgy not found in the English Missal
• Ritual not found in the first edition of Ritual Notes
• Asthmatics
• Graham Kendrick (there's an extra-special ring of hell reserved for him!)
• NT Wright
• Women
• New Hymns and Worship Songs
• Hymns Ancient and Modern
• Any hymn in the vernacular
• Lay ministry
• Ethnic Stoles
• People who meditate in kaftans or sarongs
• Vatican Two
• The Liturgical Movement

Here are some of the key things we affirm:

• Omni-maniples
• Birettas
• Lace
• Benediction
• Perpetual exposition
• The Council of Trent
• Lace
• Gin
• Names in religion (Bertha, Doris, etc)
• Closets